Q. At which store other than Hydro would you like to blow $2000?
A. Noel Leaming.
Q. Which storybook/cartoon character turns you on the most?
A. Betty Boop.
Q. Who was your favourite surfer when growing up?
Q. Choose a movie title for the story of your life.
A. Tokyo Drift.
Q. What is the oldest surfboard you still own, and how old is it?
A. 4’11 QB cut down with flames on it, my mate Xavier gave it to me way back when.
Q. Can you play any instruments? What are they?
A. Congo drums.
Q. What is the oldest thing in your refrigerator?
A. Some random sauce they expired in 2007.
Q. What is the strangest thing you do in your spare time?
A. Get freaky in nature.
Q. What spot do you dream of surfing most?
Q. What is the nastiest thing you’ve ever eaten?
A. Anchovy pizza left over from the work Christmas party.
Q. What is the worst thing you’ve bailed on to go surfing?
Q. What’s the strangest talent you have?
A. Marge Simpson impersonations.
Q. What do your peers call you when you’ve over indulged at a party?
Q. What peeves you off the most when you’re surfing?
A. Long luls.
Q. Are you after the dawn patrol or last hours of light?
A. Dusk patrol.
Q. What, or who, are you a "closet” fan of?
A. Claiming waves.
Q. What dare did you accept and later regretted?
A. Kissing Elliott Brown.
Q. What are the top three things still left on your bucket list?
A. Travel, get big tubes and marry Izzy.
Q. If you could be a famous surfer for one day in time, who would you choose and when?
A. Jay Davies.