Q. At which store other than Hydro would you like to blow $2000?
A. House of Trav-noel.
Q. Which storybook/cartoon character turns you on the most?
A. The princess from Aladin.
Q. Who was your favourite surfer when growing up?
Q. Choose a movie title for the story of your life.
A. Point Break.
Q. What is the oldest surfboard you still own, and how old is it?
A. Mt Woodgee 6’2” channel bottom. Not sure how old but its yellow as with glassed in fins so must be getting there.
Q. Can you play any instruments? What are they?
A. I can rap, you’ll probs know me better by my stage name, Lil’ Bum Fluff.
Q. What is the oldest thing in your refrigerator?
A. Probably some mouldy pasta I never had for lunch.
Q. What is the strangest thing you do in your spare time?
A. just some very weird dancing.
Q. What spot do you dream of surfing most?
Q. What is the nastiest thing you’ve ever eaten?
A. Big dog food biscuits.
Q. What is the worst thing you’ve bailed on to go surfing?
A. Annual once a year catch up with grandma.
Q. What’s the strangest talent you have?
A. Spotting a milf a mile away.
Q. What do your peers call you when you’ve over indulged at a party?
Q. What peeves you off the most when you’re surfing?
Q. Are you after the dawn patrol or last hours of light?
A. Last hours for sure.
Q. What, or who, are you a "closet” fan of?
A. Jordy Smith.
Q. What dare did you accept and later regretted?
A. I kissed a girl at school for $10 and got caught being payed… copped a bloody earful for that one!
Q. What are the top three things still left on your bucket list?
A. Aside from the million spots I want to surf, sky diving, travel the world, owning my own business.
Q. If you could be a famous surfer for one day in time, who would you choose and when?
A. Andy Irons when he won his first world title, imagine the afterparty!