Semisi Maiai

Q. At which store other than Hydro would you like to blow $2000?

A. Spiggits brewery.

Q. Which storybook/cartoon character turns you on the most?

A. Young Wonder Woman.

Q. Who was your favourite surfer when growing up?

A. Mick Fanning.

Q. Choose a movie title for the story of your life.

A. Life of Pi.

Q. What is the oldest surfboard you still own, and how old is it?

A. Some Livewire thing, it’s pretty old I think aye.

Q. Can you play any instruments? What are they?

A. Guitar.

Q. What is the oldest thing in your refrigerator?

A. Probably some old as kimchi.

Q. What is the strangest thing you do in your spare time?

A. Write trap tunes ayyy.

Q. What spot do you dream of surfing most?

A. Ragz with no one out or that long as point in Chile.

Q. What is the nastiest thing you’ve ever eaten?

A. Probably vomit.

Q. What is the worst thing you’ve bailed on to go surfing?

A. Work?

Q. What’s the strangest talent you have?

A. One legged squats.

Q. What do your peers call you when you’ve over indulged at a party?

A. Shitc*nt.

Q. What peeves you off the most when you’re surfing?

A. When Sam Pasley snakes everyone, f*cking dog.

Q. Are you after the dawn patrol or last hours of light?

A. Last hours of light, depends where it is though.

Q. What, or who, are you a "closet” fan of?

A. De Souza.

Q. What dare did you accept and later regretted?

A. Proposing to my math teacher, got kicked out for the rest of the year lol.

Q. What are the top three things still left on your bucket list?

A. Surfing Ragz with no one out, doinking Liv (Paso’s ex), getting barrels in Indo.

Q. If you could be a famous surfer for one day in time, who would you choose and when?

A. Kelly in his prime.